Do you ever wish your life was a movie? I’m not talking a reality film documenting your currently semi-interesting life. No. I’m talking a Cheaper by the Dozen 2 summer at the lake, Lizzie McGuire unexpected international fame on your school trip, Little Manhattan riding through New York City on your razor scooter, Longest Ride cowboy spontaneously falling for you at first look, Peter Pan faith trust & pixie dust flying, Parent Trap switching places with your secret twin, A Star is Born catching feelings in the parking lot, Home Alone at Christmastime, Father of the Bride daddy-daughter relationship, Devil Wears Prada jetting off to Paris fashion week, Wedding Crashers football & crab cakes filled, Princess Diaries makeover, Say Anything boombox on his shoulder, 27 Dresses closetful, Soul Surfer comeback, Bride Wars wedding at the plaza type of movie. Well, you can’t have all this. Honestly though, I don't know if it's really all we crack it up to be on the big screen. Charlie Baker is now 42, John Cusack has a receding hair line, and Macaulay Culkin is more focused on being an unrecognized musician than protecting his empty home from intruders during the holidays. Stay out of Hollywood kids, nobody’s safe. & that’s a wrap.
What keeps you up at night?
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